if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i to diss a bee
i travel the world and the seven bees